Daily Mail says women are much fatter now because they are basically lazy slags

The latest piece of misogynistic drivel being purported as Journalism on the Mail Online is by so called Journalist Sophie Borland (who must have the friendship appeal of Myra Hindley for most sane females).

She purports the opinion that women’s waists are 6 inches bigger now that 60 years ago because the feminine side of the nation has turned into a bunch of sloth like pyjama wheedling slovens who spend their days stuck to a sofa in Jeremy Kyle oblivion rather than sweat over a mangle in the back yard ‘like the good old days.’

Most women dream of returning back to the drudge of sixty years ago. If you were lucky and managed to get all your chores done in time then you got to cook dinner for your family after WOW!!!

Feminist Stalwart Sophie bases her evidence on some flimsy research uncovering the shockingly obvious fact that ‘using some elbow grease’ years ago burnt more calories than these modern fan dangled thingamigubbins.

To ensure we are left in no doubt of what lazy slatterns modern day women are a stock photograph of one of the Waynetta Slobs in question has been added showing the said wildebeest devouring a biscuit with such abandon that you almost weep for her self-indulgent greedy ways.

After she finishes the biscuits she will probably devour a Sara Lee Sponge cake in a single sitting – But don’t expect her to hoover up the crumbs or pick her knickers up from the floor.

Apparently the research was carried out by Saga, the over-50s group, to mark the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee so we can rest safe in the knowledge that this is in fact a load of old bollocks in some sad attempt to gain a bit of PR. But if you do choose to accept the truth as reported by the Mail Online from a holiday / insurance company then get yourself down A&E quick sharpish and check for lobotomy scarifications.

Perhaps the Mail is hoping  women might leave work early now to return home and throw away every single mod con in the hope of achieving that  perfect 28 inch waist hour-glass shape? Well I’ve got one thing to say back – Fuck off and pass me another Jammie Dodger.


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